October 3, 2008

In Debate, Palin Confirms McCain’s Vocabulary

Posted in fake news tagged , , , , at 12:34 pm by stephshimkooo

In the Vice-Presidential debate Thursday night, Governor Sarah Palin and Senator Joe Biden had the opportunity to clear up some of the misconceptions about themselves and each of the presidential candidates.  Governor Palin made sure to let it be known that “John McCain knows what evil is.”

Not only does he know what “evil” is, he also knows words like “abrogate,” “harangue,” and “spry.” “And I assure you,” she assured us, “I have been to his home, and I have seen that he not only has a dictionary, but a lot of other reference books like a thesaurus and an encyclopedia, as well as host of old editions of Reader’s Digest.”

The Key to Understanding "Evil"

The Key to Understanding

“I haven’t seen Barak Obama use a dictionary” she chided, “I see him with all of his fancy lawbooks though, and well, to a small-town hockey mom Washington outsider, that just doesn’t make sense to me.”

How Can We Trust a Man Like This?

How Can We Trust a Man Like This?

Critics note that President Bush has never been known to use a dictionary or any other source of information.

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4 Comments »

  1. […] In the Vice-Presidential debate Thursday night, Governor Sarah Palin and Senator Joe Biden had the opportunity to clear up some of the misconceptions about themselves and each of the presidential candidates. Governor Palin made sure to …[Continue Reading] […]

  2. kennedy121 said,

    Wasn’t there that book that Bush was enjoying so much on the morning of 9/11/01 while in a school classroom that he couldn’t even put it down to deal with a couple of planes smashing into the side of the World Trade Centre? Now that’s what I call a good read!

    By the ways, I aint used no dictionarrry ever and it not caused me any problems! Palin is an average Joe 6 pack Amerikey who will take on the oil companies and all those bloody moose that think they can walk all over the US tax payer! Yeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw

  3. […] few days ago, I wrote a satirical post entitled “In Debate, Palin confirms McCain’s vocabulary.“  In this satire, I made fun of Palin saying that “John McCain knows what evil […]

  4. reset italia said,

    obama is the best of us, the rest is crap


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